UndeadTiger
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 15, 2010 18:02:03 GMT -4
[[Ah what the hell, I'm online now so I might as well start this thing. Plot Bunny is here.]] The front door to the Elric home burst open revealing a very tiny person wielding a rather large shotgun. "Alright guys," Alexa shouted struggling to get a proper grip on her weapon, "we have four hours before dinner, in that time we need to hunt down a turkey, pluck and skin it, cook it, and do everything else we need to for this new holiday we've just invented. What was it Russell?" "Uhm, Thanksgiving," Chibi!Russell replied with a huff into the cold air. "Right! Now, are we all ready to commit some turkey-murder?" Alexa proudly yelled to the small gathering of friends behind her.
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 15, 2010 21:11:32 GMT -4
"HELL YEAH!" Chibi!Nyx cheered
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 15, 2010 21:50:43 GMT -4
"FUCK YEAH! TURKEY MURDER!" Ayumi cheered.
Chibi!Envy jumped up into the air, waving his arms in excitement. "YEAH! LET'S FIND THOSE TURKEYS, RIP THEM TO SHREDS, AND RAPE THEM SO HARD UP THE ASS IT COMES OUT THEIR EYES."
Ayumi stared at him for a very long time. "...in that order?"
"YES."
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Post by Kaylin Fentress on Nov 15, 2010 22:07:43 GMT -4
Kaylin listened, standing silently by the table. Her eyes widened as she listened to Chibi!Envy, but figured if anything he would be the only one to go through with it.
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 15, 2010 23:12:53 GMT -4
Alexa stared rather harshly at Envy, "yeah, you do that." Alexa turned back around, facing the long path in front of her, placing a pair of aviator sunglasses on the tip of her nose.
"Let's go git some white turkey ass," she said in a lower raspy, hick-like accent, shoving the glasses up higher on her face. Alexa then cocked her shotgun and fired a warning shot into the sky above, making haste towards the nearby forest.
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 16, 2010 1:13:36 GMT -4
"This is gonna be frigging awesome" Chibi!Nyx drew a circle on the dirt to make a spear to jab shit.
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 16, 2010 21:46:43 GMT -4
"Rape, rape, raaaaape~" Envy sang, spinning around in a circle as little flowers danced around him.
Ayumi jumped on Envy's back and slapped his ass hard. "Onward, my trusty steed!"
"AGH. BITCH, YOU HEAVY."
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT." Ayumi tossed away the bucket of fried chicken she was eating and started strangling him.
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 16, 2010 22:20:57 GMT -4
Ayumi's bucket of fried chicken landed nearly two feet from where Gluttony was fast asleep against the outside wall of the Elric home. The decedent wafting scent of seven herbs and spices of KFC quickly traveled up his nose, shocking him awake. "Chiiickeennn?"
Struggling to stand on to stumps for legs, the wider than taller homunculus flopped on his belly, flapping his nearly non-existent arms. "Chiiiickeeeennnnn!"
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 16, 2010 22:28:56 GMT -4
Ayumi stopped strangling Envy for a second (leaving him foaming at the mouth with his spirit oozing from his body from his ear) and looked at Gluttony with disgust. She dropped him and marched over to the overweight homunculus.
"Oxygen!" Envy wheezed.
"Now, this is fat!" Ayumi shook her head at him. "Tsk tsk. Haven't you ever heard of a diet? Now how're ya'll supposed to get some booty if ya lookin' like that?"
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 16, 2010 22:46:17 GMT -4
Gluttony kept his strained gaze fixed upon the spilled bucket of fried chicken.
"Chiiiickeeghghghhh--," he coughed out, choking on his own drool.
Suddenly, Alexa came waddling right back up the path to the Elric property, doing her best to catch her breath. "Damn I'm too short for this," she muttered to herself.
"What the hell is goin' on here!" she finally yelled out. Alexa approached the oversized homunculus, poking it with the tip of her gun, "why the hell she leave me in charge of you?" she questioned aloud, referring to Lust who had dropped Gluttony off with a note at Alexa's home that morning saying she was leaving for a hot date.
"Uhm, Lexi? We need to start moving if we're going to eat on ti--"
"AYE NOH!" Alexa interrupted her lover, Russell, leaving him shocked stiff balancing on only his heels, sweatdrop forming on his temple.
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Post by Edward's Alter Ego on Nov 16, 2010 23:20:01 GMT -4
Cathy zoomed in with a very large pilgrim hat on her head. "DID I MISS THE TURKEY HUNTING!?" she yelled, pushing the very large hat out of her face every ten seconds.
[red]"No...but I want to know why WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING SMALL!?" he yelled, looking at himself before looking over at Al who was about the same height. "Al, were we like this yesterday?"[/red]
(Who's playing Al? XD)
[purple]Standing on a chair next to a table that had a big bowl of fruit, chibi!Ling/Greed was trying to climb up to get to the bowl of fruit with no avail, dangling off the side of the table as he held on with his chibi arms. "Fuck! Someone give me a boost!"[/purple]
[red]Ed looked up at the struggling chibi and smirked. "Ha! Ling's useless! Good luck up there, buddy!"[/red]
[purple]"I'm not useless! And it's Greed!"[/purple]
(btw, quick note. purple = Greed and orange = Ling)
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 16, 2010 23:30:54 GMT -4
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 16, 2010 23:31:23 GMT -4
"I'll help you up buddy!" Chibi!Nyx lifted the tiny Ling up,"Hey..."she observed,"Ed your're the same height as all of chibi us!...Wait How the hell did we get to be chibis in the first place?" she wondered," I blame you!" she pointed at ayumi.
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 16, 2010 23:36:00 GMT -4
"Crap! They found out! EVACUATE!" Ayumi jumped on Envy and started slapping him again. "GO, TRUSTY STEED!"
"I'M NOT A GODDAMN HORSE!" Envy kicked her off.
"I kinda like being this small," Al admitted. "It's fun! Whee!" He climbed onto a brick and jumped off, landing on his face. "Ow...B-b-brother!" he cried, fountains of tears bursting from his eyes.
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Post by Edward's Alter Ego on Nov 16, 2010 23:42:05 GMT -4
[purple]Greed happily got up on the table, looking over the side at Nyx. "Thanks, babe!" he said, saluting before running over to the bowl of fruit. "GIANT ORANGE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"[/purple]
[orange]"You better not stuff that entire thing inside my body!" Ling yelled out at his alter ego. "I'm not going to become Emperor if I'm FAT!"[/orange]
[red]"DAMMIT! I want to be changed back!" Ed whined, flailing his arms. He then looked to Al, running over to help him up. "What did you do that for, Al?"[/red]
"B-But, being small is CUTE!!" Cathy said, flailing her chibi arms, which resulted in the hat falling over her face again.
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