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Post by Edward's Alter Ego on Nov 17, 2010 17:54:49 GMT -4
[red]Ed grabbed the coat but remained under the hat, feeling like he wanted to cry. "I hate you all!"[/red]
Cathy lifted up the hat and pouted. "Awwww, come out, Ed! We're sorry!" she said, scooting his clothes back under the hat.
[red]Ed took the clothes but didn't come out.[/red] ((This calls for brotherly love! XD))
[purple]Greed groaned and hoped down from the table, walking to the door, shoving his hands in his pockets. "Alright! Let's get the Turkey kill over with..."[/purple]
[orange]"Aw, we really gonna kill the little guy?"[/orange]
[purple]"Well, how the fuck else are you suppose to eat a turkey??"[/purple]
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 17, 2010 18:03:05 GMT -4
Nyx's nose bleed in the other room and her blush didn't fade, she fainted.
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 17, 2010 21:50:26 GMT -4
Al's brotherly senses were tingling. "Out of the way!" he yelled, bowling everyone around Ed over. He crept towards the hat, tapping it a little bit. "Brother... c'mon, Brother, please come out. Everyone's really sorry.""Yeah." Ayumi popped up besides him. "Alexa didn't mean you were small, did she?" She threw a glare in her direction. "Your plenty big - she's just too used to Russell's big ole whale cock. Plus, size doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it!" "Ayumi...maybe you should keep out of this. " Al said."Fine, fine..." "And we promise not to take your clothes off or uhh, or sexually harrass you in any way. Right, Ayumi?""BUTBUTBUT-" "RIGHT?" Al glared at her.Ayumi squeaked. "Fine..."
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Post by Edward's Alter Ego on Nov 17, 2010 21:59:59 GMT -4
((Haha! My brotherly senses are tingling!! XD))
[red]Ed muttered something no one could understand and slowly lifted the hat up, peeking his head out slowly.[/red]
"There, you see? We promise we won't do anything to you..." Cathy said, smiling, holding out her arms for a hug, but was immediately shoved in the stomach by Al. "Ooof!"
[red]Ed glared at them, then slowly crawled out, clinging to Al with a pout.[/red]
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 17, 2010 22:05:48 GMT -4
Al smiled, petting Ed's head. "There there, Brother, it's gonna be okay now."
Envy started to clap in a sarcastic way. "Wow. Beautiful family moment, really. But have you guys forgotten why we're even here?"
Ayumi gasped, her eyes lighting up. "TURKEY!"
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 17, 2010 22:49:29 GMT -4
"Big 'ole whale cock? Big 'ole whale cock?! Dayuhm straight mah boo gots a big 'ole whale cock!" Alexa shouted for the world to hear as she slumped over a bright red Russell. "Unlike Ed's pet... worm," she giggled to herself, "and guess what honey, whales can move mountains!" Alexa's eyes rolled back into her head as she fell to the ground in sheer pleasure.
"Uhm, Lexi," Russell slurred out of the of his mouth. "Lexi? Lexi!" Russell kicked Alexa in the ribs, bringing her back to a conscious state.
"Hmm, oh, what's going on?"
"I think they're ready to go turkey hunting."
"Whoo-hee!" Alexa shouted, replacing her aviator glasses and picking up her shotgun, thrusting it into the air in victory.
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 17, 2010 22:54:57 GMT -4
Nyx twitched outside the door, unconsious with a small trail of blood from her nose.
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Post by Edward's Alter Ego on Nov 17, 2010 23:03:15 GMT -4
[red]"Can you shoot me with that gun, please?" Ed asked, hiding his face in his hands, his face extremely red.[/red]
[purple]"Well if you say so..." Greed said, taking the gun from Alexa and aiming at Ed.[/purple]
[orange]"GREED!!!" Ling yelled.[/orange]
[purple]Ling's yelling surprised Greed and he fell back as he fired the gun, missing Ed by a hair.[/purple]
[red]"WAH! WAAAAAHHH!! I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!!"[/red]
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Post by Kaylin Fentress on Nov 18, 2010 17:10:08 GMT -4
Kaylin blinked as she watched, speaking softly, "Can we just go hunting now?"
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 18, 2010 19:08:24 GMT -4
Nyx blinked and sat up, she was in a hole in the middle of nowhere, "Ahh my head"
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 18, 2010 20:39:39 GMT -4
"Hey, hey, hey!" Alexa shouted, grabbing back her gun, "that's mine you big ape! Besides, where's yours?"
Alexa examined her Precious, making sure Greed hadn't damaged her. Once it was seen that there wasn't a single scratch or dent, Alexa reloaded her gun, cocked it, and pointed squarely at Ed. "My turn!" she rolled out, wiggling her behind.
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 18, 2010 20:55:58 GMT -4
"OH HELL NAW." Ayumi jumped up and kicked the gun out of her hand. "Bitch, don't go steppin' up on my man! Or I'mma keel you, I'mma keel you!"
"STOP IT!" Envy yelled, punting her into the air.
"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Ding!
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Post by UndeadTiger on Nov 18, 2010 21:10:49 GMT -4
Alexa's eyes bugged as her face turned red with fury. "I said no one touches my shotgun!" she yelled, jumping high into the air, once again grabbing hold of Precious.
Immediately placing her Precious into shooting position, Alexa fired three shots into the air in Ayumi's direction. Two narrowly missing, one clipping her long locks.
Returning Precious to a standing position, Alexa blew the smoke from the barrel. "Heh, take that betch."
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Post by strawberry-chan on Nov 18, 2010 21:15:08 GMT -4
" Damn...where am I?" Nyx asked to particulary no one
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Post by Ayumi Elric on Nov 19, 2010 18:17:23 GMT -4
Ayumi gasped; the bullet had zipped through one of the two antennae that were nestled between her bangs. She watched it float down, a look of absolute horror on her face. "MY HAIR!" she screamed.
"Um...um.... Ayumi?" Al patted her shoulder. "It's just hair, at least you didn't get-"
And then Ayumi suddenly caught fire. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH."
"Eep!" Al bounced back, holding his now burned hand.
"BITCH YOU GONNA PAAAAAAAY." She roared, alchemist sparks flying around in the flames.
"Aw yea, cat fight!" Envy cheered.
"No, don't fight!" Al yelled, flailing his arms. "Brother, stop them!"
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